Andy's Really Bad Raver Jokes

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Why is a RAVE not a concert.....








.....Because it's an E-vent!


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How do you know the English language was developed by ravers?








Because the letter E is used more often than all other letters combined!

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What does a raver say when they bungee jump?












EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e e e  e   e    e     e  !!!


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How come schools grade with the letters  A, B, C, D and F ??










Because the ravers ate all the E.

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If there was a Rave held at Disneyland, how would you get in?








With the E-ticket....



(okay, so I know Dland doesn't have E tickets anymore, but if they did...)


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What kind of Mercedes does a raver drive?











The E- series


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